Wei gets fresh with me in a jail cell in Alcatraz

Wei and I love this stuff. The missus will not let me cheat on her, but thank goodness she doesn't consider our favorite pasttime, "gay chicken" cheating. Look at the weird grin on his face. I can't believe it (Wei) actually treats people for illnesses. By "treats" I mean "horribly, horribly misdiagnoses." Something else I've realized is that Wei now only wears dress shirts. I can't remember a single time from my summer where we hung out and he wasn't wearing a dress shirt. Wei, what the hell is wrong with you?